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He's trying his fucking best you bitch
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When my brothers and cousin got to Wrestlemania V and I had to stay home because I was a girl.
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Could be wrong, but I don't think the median NFL fan writes waterboarding apologia for a magazine that defended apa…
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Naturally, a man who has declared bankruptcy six times has also bankrupted the Secret Service.
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Data is beautiful.
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RT if you know in your heart they were playing Spades
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She tried to warn us
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@jetgirl78 I want to get drunk and go to one of the singalongs in theaters.
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Watching karaoke must be such a confusing experience for you.
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Eggs are sold by the dozen, fresh-picked apples are priced by the bushel.
The unit of measurement for white suprem…
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Shoutout to John Elway for trying to give Brock Osweiler a billion dollars, then trading up for Paxton Lynch to start Trevor Siemian again.
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I marvel at the sheer power of Ivanka's influence
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Fair question. Can safely say after two preseason games the current depth chart is the inverse of the current perfo…
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I know lots of poor white folk who haven't joined the Klan. Richard Spencer has two and a half college degrees.
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#Bears might have drafted something special in safety Eddie Jackson. My thoughts and story:
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"President Donald Trump looked directly at a solar eclipse today" is objectively the stupidest sentence of all time
1 days, 13 hours ago
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"It's so dark," Sessions said. "Can we stop it from voting?"
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Wow! The eclipse view from Halas Hall is amazing. #Bears
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International Space Station #Eclipse photobomb via @NASA
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your boyfriend dumb as shit
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